How to Get Fired Immediately
March 27, 2010 | In: Career
It’s not that difficult to show one’s less pleasant side at work, even on the first week, If you wish to give the wrong impression early on, here is what you can do:
Show up to work late. In what way can you better show how least important the job is to you, than by arriving to work late?
Wear inappropriate clothes to work. Even if you’ve been told to wear something business casual, come in shorts, sweatpants, t-shirts, short skirts, revealing clothes, flip-flops, and stilletos. You can also wear a lt of make-up or unkempt hair.
Take extra breaks and extended breaks. Go out for a coffee break without telling your boss and don’t come back until half an hour later. Or better yet have lunch for two hours.
Leave early without telling your boss. Don’t even call in sick. Just don’t go to work if you don’t feel like it.
Surf the web. Talk with your friends using the office phone. Use your work time to take care of personal errands.
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